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- Friedrich Nietzsche Travel and Tourism What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine I hate work. That's why I got married.
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Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
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-- F. Emerson Andrews Travel and Tourism The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
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-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Travel and Tourism
Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
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-- Thornton Wilder There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
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-- Thomas Jefferson The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
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-- Unknown history student Travel and Tourism I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
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-- Niels Bohr Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Travel and Tourism
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) The nourishment is palatable.
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-- John Stuart Mill Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Travel and Tourism To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
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-- Wil Shriner My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Travel and Tourism
"If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
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-- E. W. Howe The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
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-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Travel and Tourism "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
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-- G. K. Chesterton One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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"Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard Travel and Tourism The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells Travel and Tourism Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
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-- Thomas Henry Huxley The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Travel and Tourism
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
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accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
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-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Travel and Tourism The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
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-- Albert Einstein What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Travel and Tourism "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Travel and Tourism
This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon Travel and Tourism "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
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