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For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Animals "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Animals
Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine Animals Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Animals
"Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Animals The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig Animals
"We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Animals "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Animals
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Animals Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Animals
"I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Animals Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Animals
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Animals Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi Animals
It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Animals "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Animals
The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Animals There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
Animals
We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Animals The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin Animals
He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Animals Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Animals
