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"Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Printing "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Printing
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Printing We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Printing
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Printing Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Printing
Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Printing The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Printing
I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Printing I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Printing
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Printing I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi Printing
Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Printing When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Printing
People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Printing I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr Printing
"Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Printing Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Printing
"There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Printing When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Printing
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Printing The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards Printing
