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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson Vocational and Technical Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Vocational and Technical
Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Vocational and Technical If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Vocational and Technical
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Vocational and Technical Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Vocational and Technical
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Vocational and Technical We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Vocational and Technical
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Vocational and Technical The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Vocational and Technical
Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Vocational and Technical The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Vocational and Technical
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Vocational and Technical If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Vocational and Technical
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Vocational and Technical During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Vocational and Technical
Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Vocational and Technical "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Vocational and Technical
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Vocational and Technical "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Vocational and Technical
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Vocational and Technical We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun Vocational and Technical
