Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
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-- Robert Browning Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual
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With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
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Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
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If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
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* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
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-- G. K. Chesterton There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
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Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
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-- C. Stacey Woods Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual
A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
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-- Albert Einstein Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) We must become the change we want to see.
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-- Anonymous Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
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-- George Bernard Shaw Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
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-- Stephen Leacock Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
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-- Shelley Winters "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Use your own best judgment at all times.
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-- Woody Allen Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual
Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
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-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
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-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual
What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
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