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Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard Religion "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Religion
What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Religion I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Religion
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-- Gandhi It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Religion I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Religion
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Religion An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Religion
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Religion If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Religion
Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton Religion Man and wife make one fool. The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Religion
May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with Religion Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Religion
A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Religion Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Religion
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Religion I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Religion
Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Religion Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) Religion
Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Religion There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Religion
