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Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Transport "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Transport
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein Transport A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Transport
Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Transport "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Transport
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Transport Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Transport
It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Transport "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Transport
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Transport Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Transport
Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Transport Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa Transport
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Transport Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams Transport
Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Transport Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Transport
The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Transport Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Transport
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Transport Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Transport
