Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Bed and Breakfast If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Bed and Breakfast
2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Bed and Breakfast The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Bed and Breakfast
"I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Bed and Breakfast Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Bed and Breakfast
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) Bed and Breakfast It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin Bed and Breakfast
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Bed and Breakfast "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Bed and Breakfast
When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Bed and Breakfast "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Bed and Breakfast
"Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Bed and Breakfast If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Bed and Breakfast
"The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty Bed and Breakfast Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Bed and Breakfast
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Bed and Breakfast Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Bed and Breakfast
"I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Bed and Breakfast "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Bed and Breakfast
Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Bed and Breakfast Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Bed and Breakfast
