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Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone Adult Education The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Adult Education
He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Adult Education I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Adult Education
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Adult Education Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Adult Education
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Adult Education The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Adult Education
"The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Adult Education Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl Adult Education
"I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Adult Education "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Adult Education
I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Adult Education I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Adult Education
"Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton Adult Education Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
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Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Adult Education Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student Adult Education
"In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Adult Education Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Adult Education
Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Adult Education My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Adult Education
