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- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
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- A. J. Liebling There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
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The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
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Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
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something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
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Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
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-- Tony Bennett, 1995 All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
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Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
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My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
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commun I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
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-- Giraudoux I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
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Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
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- Paul Erdos We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
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-- Petrarch NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
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Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
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-- Marcus Aurelius A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
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-- Jane Austen Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
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