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Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Barna Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Barna
Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis Barna "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Barna
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Barna Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Barna
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Barna "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Barna
I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Barna You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Barna
Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Barna The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Barna
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Barna I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Barna
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Barna "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Barna
We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Barna If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Barna
"Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant Barna "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa Barna
"This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Barna Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Barna
