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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
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-- G. K. Chesterton Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
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-- Adlai Stevenson Carna
In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
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-- Lord Byron Carna
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
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-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Carna The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
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