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If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Carnmore When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Carnmore
But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Carnmore "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
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They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Carnmore To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein Carnmore
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Carnmore The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Carnmore
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Carnmore This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Carnmore
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud Carnmore Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Carnmore
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Carnmore "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
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-- Oscar Wilde "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' Carnmore
If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Carnmore Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Carnmore
The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Carnmore Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
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-- Tom Lehrer Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Carnmore
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Carnmore Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins Carnmore
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Carnmore Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Carnmore
