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Gort Online - Information on accommodation, locations, businesses, Coole Park and the Burren.

Dicey Reillys Bar, Gort - Located in The Square in Gort, Diceys is a Traditional Irish Bar which caters for everyones needs.

Glenbrack Lodge - Bed and breakfast accommodation details.

Hazelwood, Gort - Details of the facilities, rates, local area, with map, and activities.

Hawkins Shop - Outline of products and services from this foodstore and newsagency.

Go away...I'm alright. -- H. G. Wells, dying words The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins. -- Heywood Brown UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh. -- Agnes Repplier Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. -- David Letterman Gort Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. -- Oscar Wilde Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something different. -- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being. -- Tom Robbins Gort "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. -- Shane Leslie If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created. -- Seen on a bumper sticker The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. -- Jackie Gleason Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. -- Anonymous Gort Books had instant replay long before televised sports. -- Bern Williams The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back on at The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing. -- Sigmund Freud Gort Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. -- Chinese Proverb "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap. -- Cynthia H Gort I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. -- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Gort "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. -- Richard Bach "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are. -- Gore Vidal Gort Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. -- Oscar Wilde The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. -- ee cummings I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think. -- Anne S Gort The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment. -- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living. -- Anon. "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) Gort If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible. -- James McNeill Whistler For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition. -- Robert Briffault "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Gort A small family is soon provided for. -- English Proverb Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind. -- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. -- Charles Schultz Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. -- John Powell Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. -- Harriet Beecher Stowe Gort There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. -- Buckminster Gort When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want, and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion. -- Fred Astaire If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor one. -- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne. -- Robertson Davies Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most. -- George R. Kirkpatrick To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest. -- Ghandi Gort If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. -- Aristotle Onassis Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. -- George Bernard Shaw They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--- -- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Gort Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. -- Robert Benchley If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer. -- Anon. No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first. -- Cesare Pavese We can do not great things - only small things with great love. -- Mother Theresa Gort Victory belongs to the most persevering. -- Napoleon Bonaparte the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation. -- Peter Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. -- Oscar Wilde Gort Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. -- Woody Allen Gort What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. -- Crow "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first. -- Cesare Pavese Gort The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. -- Woody Allen The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How's the President?" -- Will Rogers Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion. -- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Gort Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. -- Albert Einstein The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there. -- Robert M. Pirsig "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) Gort Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married. -- George Bernard Shaw I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and members of the Senate. -- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory! -- General Douglas MacArthur If you can't convince them, confuse them. -- Harry S. Truman There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. -- George Bernard Shaw Gort We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. -- Aesop "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Children today are tyrants. 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