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Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Knocknacarra "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Knocknacarra
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus Knocknacarra To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Knocknacarra
Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Knocknacarra I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Knocknacarra
For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw Knocknacarra The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Knocknacarra
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Knocknacarra Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Knocknacarra
Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Knocknacarra You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Knocknacarra
If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Knocknacarra The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton Knocknacarra
"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson Knocknacarra Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Knocknacarra
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Knocknacarra "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Knocknacarra
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Knocknacarra My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Knocknacarra
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Knocknacarra Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Knocknacarra
