Eldons Hotel - Information on accommodation, facilities and seafood menu at the restaurant.
Calla - Information on self-catering holiday home close to Calla Beach.
Roundstone Summerfest - A four-day festival around the middle of August with events and activities for young and old, includes sports, music, comedy, concerts, BBQs, competitions All profits go to the RNLI Lifeboats.
"There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Roundstone Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
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-- Socrates Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Roundstone
Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Roundstone Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Roundstone
Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Roundstone blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Roundstone
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Roundstone My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
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Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Roundstone "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Roundstone
Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Roundstone If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Roundstone
"All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Roundstone I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
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If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- Roundstone I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Roundstone
Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Roundstone I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Roundstone
The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Roundstone "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone Roundstone
"Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Roundstone The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Roundstone
