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"God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Turloughmore Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Turloughmore
ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Turloughmore Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Turloughmore
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Turloughmore Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Turloughmore
Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Turloughmore There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Turloughmore
It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Turloughmore Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Turloughmore
Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne Turloughmore "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Turloughmore
Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Turloughmore A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Turloughmore
Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Turloughmore Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Turloughmore
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Turloughmore A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Turloughmore
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Turloughmore Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Turloughmore
Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Turloughmore Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Turloughmore
