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Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Travel and Tourism Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Travel and Tourism
When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) Travel and Tourism He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard Travel and Tourism "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Travel and Tourism "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Travel and Tourism
Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Travel and Tourism
When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Travel and Tourism Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Travel and Tourism
If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Travel and Tourism You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus What's new? Most of my wife. Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Travel and Tourism
Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Travel and Tourism Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Travel and Tourism
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Travel and Tourism "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Travel and Tourism
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Travel and Tourism "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Travel and Tourism
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Travel and Tourism I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Travel and Tourism
