"A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Chiropractic The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Chiropractic
The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Chiropractic Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Chiropractic
"Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Chiropractic "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Chiropractic
If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Chiropractic You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Chiropractic
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Chiropractic "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Chiropractic
With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Chiropractic The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Chiropractic
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Chiropractic "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Chiropractic
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Chiropractic There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Chiropractic
Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Chiropractic I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow Chiropractic
We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Chiropractic Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Chiropractic
"Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde Chiropractic The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Chiropractic
