Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
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-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Health Farms Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
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-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Health Farms
The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
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-- Helen Rowland Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Health Farms A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Health Farms
A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
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-- G. K. Chesterton There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Health Farms
When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
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-- Groucho Marx When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
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-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Health Farms "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
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-- Voltaire Health Farms
There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
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-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
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-- Benjamin Tillett "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Health Farms
Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
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-- George Bernard Shaw Health Farms "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
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-- Adlai Stevenson Health Farms
Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
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-- Lana Turner "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Health Farms The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
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-- Anatole France Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
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He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
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-- Robert Frost Health Farms
Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
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-- Mark Twain If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Health Farms "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
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-- Roger Babson Health Farms
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
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-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Health Farms Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
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-- François de La Rouchefoucauld The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
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-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Health Farms
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Health Farms Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
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