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To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Reflexology "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Reflexology
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Reflexology Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Reflexology
Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Reflexology "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Reflexology
"The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Reflexology "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Reflexology
We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Reflexology Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James Reflexology
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Reflexology Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Reflexology
You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Reflexology One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Reflexology
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Reflexology Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Reflexology
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Reflexology By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Reflexology
The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Reflexology A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Reflexology
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Reflexology How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi Reflexology
