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-- Charles Brower Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Directories Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
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A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
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-- French saying Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
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"Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Directories I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
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-- Seneca "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Directories
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman Directories "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
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The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
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-- Anonymous If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) Directories
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Man and wife make one fool. Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
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-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford Directories
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Directories I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Directories
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Directories Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Directories
When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Directories The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
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Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Directories I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais Directories
I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
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