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A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully Fitness Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Fitness
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Fitness I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Fitness
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Fitness Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Fitness
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous Fitness Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Fitness
Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Fitness Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Fitness
Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg Fitness I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Fitness
We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Fitness A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Fitness
[You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Fitness The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Fitness
I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Fitness The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Fitness
Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett Fitness If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Fitness
"One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Fitness "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Fitness
