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Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Kerry Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Kerry
"The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Kerry All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost Kerry
"Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb Kerry I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous Kerry
The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault Kerry "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Kerry
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Kerry "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin Kerry
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Spinster: A bachelor's wife. Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Kerry We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Kerry
"Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler Kerry >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Kerry
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Kerry Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Kerry
"Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Kerry When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Kerry
The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Kerry "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Kerry
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Kerry You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Kerry
