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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Business and Economy If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Business and Economy
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Business and Economy This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Business and Economy
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Business and Economy
"That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Business and Economy Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Business and Economy
"I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Business and Economy "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Business and Economy
A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Business and Economy "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Business and Economy
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken Business and Economy If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Business and Economy
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Business and Economy Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
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then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Business and Economy "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Business and Economy The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James Business and Economy
I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Business and Economy Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Business and Economy
