Castlegregory Golf Club - Links course situated between the scenic Lough Gill and Brandon Bay, 2938 yard par 34 nine hole course.
Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Castlegregory In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Castlegregory
I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Castlegregory "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Castlegregory
No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Castlegregory As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Castlegregory
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Castlegregory It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Castlegregory
I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Castlegregory I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Castlegregory
blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Castlegregory Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Castlegregory
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Castlegregory "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Castlegregory
"God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Castlegregory When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Castlegregory
"When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Castlegregory By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Castlegregory
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) Castlegregory There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Castlegregory
Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Castlegregory There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Castlegregory
