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Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Castleisland Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Castleisland
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Castleisland "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
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"When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Castleisland blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Castleisland
A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Castleisland I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Castleisland
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Castleisland "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Castleisland
"Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Castleisland "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Castleisland
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Castleisland Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Castleisland
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken Castleisland A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Castleisland
The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Castleisland Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Castleisland
Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Castleisland To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
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A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Castleisland Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) Castleisland
