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In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Castlemaine Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Castlemaine
Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Castlemaine If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Castlemaine
An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. Castlemaine "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Castlemaine
When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Castlemaine Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Castlemaine
"The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun Castlemaine Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Castlemaine
"If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Castlemaine We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Castlemaine
Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton Castlemaine Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Castlemaine
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Castlemaine The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne Castlemaine
A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Castlemaine The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Castlemaine
We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Castlemaine History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Castlemaine
A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Castlemaine Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Castlemaine
