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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Cloghane If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Cloghane
Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Cloghane Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Cloghane
Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Cloghane The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Cloghane
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Cloghane Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard Cloghane
No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Cloghane Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Cloghane
Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Cloghane The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Cloghane
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Cloghane Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Cloghane
Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Cloghane I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Cloghane
What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Cloghane Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Cloghane
"Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Cloghane "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Cloghane
If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain Cloghane We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Cloghane
