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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Kenmare He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
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He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Kenmare The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Kenmare
If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kenmare "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
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If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Kenmare I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Kenmare
Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Kenmare Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Kenmare
I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Kenmare Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Kenmare
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Kenmare "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde Kenmare
Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda Kenmare God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Kenmare
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Kenmare Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Kenmare
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the Kenmare "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Kenmare
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Kenmare The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Kenmare
