Reenagross - Reenagross woodland nature trail, located on the edge of Kenmare town.
Seafari - Information and photos about wildlife cruises along the shores of the Kenmare Bay.
Castaway Fishing Holidays - Offers fishing with a guide including fishing gear in the greater Kenmare area.
Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Recreation and Sports
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Recreation and Sports The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
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-- Woody Allen The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Recreation and Sports
No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Recreation and Sports I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Recreation and Sports
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Recreation and Sports And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Recreation and Sports
"Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Recreation and Sports There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Recreation and Sports
"REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Recreation and Sports There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Recreation and Sports
Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. "Think off-center." (George Carlin) "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Recreation and Sports The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Recreation and Sports
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Recreation and Sports Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Recreation and Sports
Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Recreation and Sports A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Recreation and Sports
I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Recreation and Sports "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports
blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Recreation and Sports "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports
