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Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith Accommodation "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Accommodation
My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Accommodation A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice Accommodation
Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Accommodation "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Accommodation
Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Accommodation The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Accommodation
True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Accommodation The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Accommodation
"If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Accommodation Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Accommodation
Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Accommodation Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Accommodation
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol Accommodation Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Accommodation
"No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) May you never leave your marriage alive. Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Accommodation "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Accommodation
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Accommodation Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare Accommodation
"As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Accommodation "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Accommodation
