"What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Killarney "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Killarney
If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Killarney Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Killarney
blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Killarney A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Killarney
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Killarney "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Killarney
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Killarney There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Killarney
If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Killarney There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Killarney
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Killarney Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Killarney
"If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Killarney Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton Killarney
"Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str Killarney Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Killarney
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Killarney A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain Killarney
"Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Killarney Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Killarney
