Deros Tours - Coach company for tours around the ring of Kerry, Dingle and other locations in the county.
Vacation Killarney - Guide for tourists, with listings for family-run accommodation establishments in Killarney and Kerry.
Killarney Day Tours - Route map, tour schedules and contact details for tours by coach, pony or boat.
Where Killarney - Comprehensive information for the visitor, includes maps and facts.
Killarney Photo Guide - A guide to photo oppertunities in the Killarney valley for anyone with a camera, includes e-cards and photographs.
I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Travel and Tourism Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Travel and Tourism
Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Travel and Tourism If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Travel and Tourism
"The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins I don't feel good.
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Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Travel and Tourism Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Travel and Tourism
Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Travel and Tourism Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
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-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Travel and Tourism
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver Travel and Tourism
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Travel and Tourism Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Travel and Tourism
When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Travel and Tourism "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
"Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Travel and Tourism The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Travel and Tourism
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch Travel and Tourism Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Travel and Tourism
The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins Travel and Tourism Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Travel and Tourism
