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Listowel Emmets GAA Club - History and pictures.

McElligott's - Main Dealers in Kerry for Mercedes-Benz Passenger Cars and light commercials, Land Rover and Honda.

Czech Direct - Offers you Grade AA new and used railway sleepers in spruce, pine and larch, includes images, dimensions and further details.

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint Exupery The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed. -- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. -- Mark Twain Opportunities multiply as they are seized. -- Sun Tzu "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Listowel "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite. -- Paul Dirac Listowel "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue. -- Samuel Butler "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage. -- Jean Anouilh Listowel Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health, knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions. -- Roger Babson "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being. -- Benjamin Disraeli Listowel "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) A dollar saved is a quarter earned. -- John Ciardi If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. -- Hyman Rickover "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Listowel The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly. -- Bhagava Gita "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugl Listowel Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. -- Dave Barry Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you. -- Aldous Huxley I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age. -- Henry Kissinger Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most. -- George R. Kirkpatrick Listowel Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year. -- P. J. O'Rourke "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room! -- Dr. Strangelove Listowel There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. -- Benjamin Disraeli Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose. -- Charles Du Bos Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. -- Robert Frost the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation. -- Peter Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great. -- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Listowel "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Listowel No one can earn a million dollars honestly. - William Jennings Bryan My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there. -- INDIRA Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt. -- Jose Ortega y Gasset It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. -- Arnold Bennett Work expands to fill the time available. -- PARKINSON'S LAW Listowel "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Listowel Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. -- Milton Friedman To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance - Oscar Wilde There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the outward behavior. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it. -- Herman Melville I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including: * Both of your socks should always be the same color * Or they should at least both be fairly dark -- Dave Barry Listowel "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. -- Albert Einstein Conceit causes more conversation than wit. -- LaRouchefoucauld Listowel "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony, remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs. -- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea The gods too are fond of a joke. - Aristotle Grow old with me! The best is yet to be! -- Robert Browning Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the commun "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Listowel "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one. -- Fredrich Halm Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder. -- George Washington Listowel "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen. -- Richard Rosen "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. -- B.F. Skinner Listowel Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature. -- Tom Robbins Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. -- William Temple Good friends are good for your health. -- Irwin Sarason Listowel Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Where there is love there is life. -- Gandhi I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember. -- Shecky Greene Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to. -- Mark Twain Listowel The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly. -- Bhagava Gita Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence. -- John Adams It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. -- Woody Allen Listowel Golf is a good walk spoiled. -- Mark Twain "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. -- Al Capone "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) D Listowel "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Listowel
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