Portmagee Seaside Cottages - Location, rates,guest reviews, information about the area and activities available.
Ross Caoin Heights - Information about a grouping of four holiday homes.
Reencaheragh Cottage - Restored and modernized Irish farmhouse for self catering, near fishing village of Portmagee, just off the Ring of Kerry.
Moorings Guesthouse - 3 Star accommodation and seafood restaurant near Ring of Kerry.
"Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Portmagee We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Portmagee
Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Portmagee I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Portmagee
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous Portmagee "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Portmagee
Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Portmagee Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Portmagee
"If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Portmagee A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Portmagee
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Portmagee Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Portmagee
There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Portmagee We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Portmagee
Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Portmagee Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Portmagee
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Portmagee "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Portmagee
To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Portmagee If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery Portmagee
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Portmagee The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Portmagee
