Tuosist - Information on businesses, clubs, history and tourism in the parish.
An Nead Beag - Details of accommodation and location of self-catering cottage in Tuosist, overlooking Kenmare Bay.
Old Landsdowne - Self catering converted old school house. Details of location, rates and accommodation.
Beara Camping and Hostel - Located on the Beara Peninsula, details, rates and area information included.
Fishermans Cove - Modern holiday cottage for rent on the ring of Beara. Rates and details included.
Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Tuosist Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Tuosist
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Tuosist Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) Tuosist
A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Tuosist "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Tuosist
An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Tuosist "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Tuosist
There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Tuosist Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Tuosist
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Tuosist It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Tuosist
There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Tuosist My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Tuosist
"Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Tuosist "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Tuosist
"To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Tuosist Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Tuosist
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Tuosist Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Tuosist
"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous Tuosist Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Tuosist
