Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Travel and Tourism Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Travel and Tourism
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Travel and Tourism Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Travel and Tourism
"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Travel and Tourism Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Travel and Tourism
Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin Travel and Tourism America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Travel and Tourism
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings Travel and Tourism If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Travel and Tourism
Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Travel and Tourism The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W Travel and Tourism
blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Travel and Tourism I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Travel and Tourism
America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be Travel and Tourism Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Travel and Tourism
There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Travel and Tourism "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Travel and Tourism It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Travel and Tourism
Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Travel and Tourism "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
