Kerry Insight - Tourist guide including accommodation database.
Kerryweb - Tourism and business visitor guide. Includes information on heritage and history, property and entertainment.
Mustseekerry - Provides some general information on various towns around the county.
War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Travel and Tourism
Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Travel and Tourism Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Travel and Tourism
"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Travel and Tourism "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Travel and Tourism
Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Travel and Tourism
"I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Travel and Tourism "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, Travel and Tourism
For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Travel and Tourism
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder Travel and Tourism Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens Travel and Tourism
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Travel and Tourism
In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Travel and Tourism
My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Travel and Tourism "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Travel and Tourism
"Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Travel and Tourism Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Travel and Tourism
