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-- Albert Einstein The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
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-- Holbrook Jackson Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
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-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
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-- George Bernard Shaw Computers and Internet
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
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-- Aristotle Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
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That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
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Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
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-- Paul Eldridge Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Computers and Internet
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
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-- Martin Luther The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
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-- Oscar Wilde The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Computers and Internet
"Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) To keep your marriage brimming
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Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Computers and Internet Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Computers and Internet
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
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-- Abraham Lincoln Computers and Internet Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
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-- J.R.R. Tolkein Computers and Internet
Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
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unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
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My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood The west wasn't won on salad.
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-- Robert Frost All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Computers and Internet Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
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-- Charles Caleb Colton Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi Computers and Internet Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Computers and Internet