Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Travel and Tourism With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Travel and Tourism
What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Travel and Tourism Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
"He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Travel and Tourism If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Travel and Tourism
"People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Travel and Tourism Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Travel and Tourism
The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Travel and Tourism "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Travel and Tourism
Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Travel and Tourism
Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Travel and Tourism Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Travel and Tourism
If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Travel and Tourism "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) May you never leave your marriage alive. In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Travel and Tourism
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Travel and Tourism A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Travel and Tourism
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Travel and Tourism The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola Travel and Tourism
Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Travel and Tourism As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Travel and Tourism
