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Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi Clane Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Clane
I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Clane When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Clane
Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Clane If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Clane
Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Clane A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Clane
It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Clane First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Clane
Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers Clane >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Clane
You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Clane "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Clane
A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Clane "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Clane
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Clane Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed Clane
"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Clane Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Clane
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Clane "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Clane
