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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall Maynooth Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Maynooth
Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Maynooth As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Maynooth
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Maynooth blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Maynooth
If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Maynooth The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Maynooth
"The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith Maynooth "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Maynooth
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Maynooth All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Maynooth
Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Maynooth When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Maynooth
Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Maynooth "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Maynooth
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan Maynooth Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Maynooth
Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Maynooth Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Maynooth
A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Maynooth Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Maynooth
