Kilkea Castle - Golf club, conference and wedding centre. Features details on accommodation,leisure centre, fishing and helicopter pad.
Leixlip House - Georgian Home dating back to 1772. Information on the history of the building plus accommodation details and a virtual tour.
Cottage for Rent - Gives information about the location, rates and area.
People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Accommodation The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to Accommodation
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Accommodation "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Accommodation
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Accommodation The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings May you never leave your marriage alive. Accommodation
The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Accommodation This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Accommodation
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Accommodation The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein Accommodation
I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford Accommodation We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Accommodation
"Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Accommodation The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Accommodation
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Accommodation Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
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Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Accommodation The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Accommodation
blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Accommodation It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Accommodation
"The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Accommodation I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Accommodation
