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I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Callan I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Callan
A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Callan What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Callan
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Callan "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Callan
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Callan "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Callan
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards Callan "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Callan
The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Callan "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Callan
You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Callan The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Callan
If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Callan "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Callan
The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer Callan NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Callan
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Callan The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Callan
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Callan I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Callan
