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-- Anita Wise Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
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-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
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Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
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-- John Kenneth Galbraith Mooncoin Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
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-- John Von Neuman Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
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Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Mooncoin Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
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If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
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-- Samuel Johnson "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Mooncoin
Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
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-- Guy Kawasaki If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
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-- Anonymous I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
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-- M. C. Reed When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
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When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
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I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Mooncoin The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
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"I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
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-- Thomas Carlyle Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
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"I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Mooncoin They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
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Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
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-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Mooncoin "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
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It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Mooncoin Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
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-- Oscar Wilde Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
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of u Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Mooncoin Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Mooncoin
