The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
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enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
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And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash News and Media The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
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"Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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-- Aldous Huxley If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) News and Media The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
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If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
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-- Anaïs Nin The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown News and Media The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
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Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
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-- Albert Einstein I don't feel good.
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Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
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-- Mae West My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
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In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) News and Media "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
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-- H. L. Mencken "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) News and Media
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper News and Media To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
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It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright News and Media Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words News and Media
When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
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