Jeff Howes Golf Design - Gives photographs and listing of golf courses designed/redesigned by Jeff Howes and current projects.
Kinair - General aviation flying club providing a flight training centre for gliding and powered flight.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 Recreation and Sports He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Recreation and Sports
"Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Recreation and Sports "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Recreation and Sports
I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Recreation and Sports When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Recreation and Sports
Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) Recreation and Sports The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Recreation and Sports
The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Recreation and Sports "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Recreation and Sports
"Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton Recreation and Sports "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Recreation and Sports
Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Recreation and Sports In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Recreation and Sports
Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Recreation and Sports The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Recreation and Sports
After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Recreation and Sports Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that Recreation and Sports
Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha Recreation and Sports "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Recreation and Sports
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Recreation and Sports The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Recreation and Sports
