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"If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
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The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
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-- William Temple Marriage is a rest period between romances. The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
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-- Iris Murdoch Transport
Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Transport Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
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I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
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-- Helen Rowland Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
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I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
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-- Oscar Wilde If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
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-- Joseph Addison We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Transport
The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
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- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
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-- Andrew Brown Transport
Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Transport "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
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-- H. L. Mencken Transport
He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
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-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
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It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Transport Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
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"Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Transport "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
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sea There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
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-- Modern Maturity Transport
"I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
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Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
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I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
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