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Abbeyleix Manor Hotel - Information about the town and locality, online booking facility, rates and facilities.

Acorn Lodge - Durrow based, It offering information about self-catering holiday accommodation for one, two or three persons in each of the three cottage suites. Also provides details about local amenities and a contact form.

Coolanowle - Details of bed and breakfast accommodation, includes information about the locality, images, a booking facility and contact details.

Garoon House - Details of bed and breakfast plus self-catering accommodation.

The Heritage Hotel, Portlaoise. - Includes descriptions of accommodation, entertainment, leisure facilities and careers. Also has an online reservation service.

Ivyleigh House - Gives details about facilities, location and rates. Has images of the house and a booking facility.

The Waterfront Apartments Portarlington Co. Laois - Self catering apartment accommodation in Portarlington Co. Laois, includes details about amenities, loaction and contacts.

Abbeyview - Ballybrittas based. Information about locality, history, facilities, rates and terms. Includes pictures.

Farran Farm Hostel - Ballacolla based. Includes information about facilities, rates and local attractions. Has an online booking facility.

Castle Arms Hotel - Family run hotel in the heart of the midlands, Durrow. Gives rates, location and area details.

The Old Rectory Self- Catering Apartments, Emo - Information about the facilities and local attractions. Has an online booking facility and contact details.

Stephens Cottage Self-Catering Accommodation , Coolrain, - Information about location, facilities and activities.Has pricing and contact details.

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Adler Accommodation "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. -- Niels Bohr then the world 's mine oyster -- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Accommodation Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. -- Wernher Von Braun Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. -- Samuel Johnson Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. -- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Accommodation I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. -- W. C. Fields To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour. -- Robert L. Stevenson If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get. -- John Watson, University of Canterbury We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us. -- Mme de Staël "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Accommodation One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.... -- Robert Boynton A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Sir Winston Churchill "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Accommodation I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it ha Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. 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